visionaryParacosmos' Troll Word and Expressions Spreadsheet

Originally created in Google Sheets on January 16th, 2024. First posted to Neocities on January 16th, 2025. Please let me know if there's any errors or any troll words from official sources that you know and do not see listed here.

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Human Troll Category Source Notes
beta version of Chittr (Twitter) Prongle Society; social media. Hiveswap Promotional Art
intestines acid tubes Biology; body. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
sport based on pool, played in two 11 hour halves arena stickball Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
spoon bilescooper Household; dish. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
coleslaw bileslaw Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
bobblehead bobblenug Household. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
arena stickball position brawler Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
soda carbonated hydration juice Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
beanbag chair without sopor slime chairbag Household; furniture. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
utensil of some sort chitin ridger Household; dish. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
skin sac chitin sac Biology; body. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
back scratcher chitin scraper Household; tool. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
Trizza branded grub juice Clawgunk Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
eggs cluckbeast ova Animal. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
an arena stickball position controller Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
stove crisprange Household; appliance. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
arena stickball equipment cuebat Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
deercat (Dammek's lusus) Cuspidated Grimalkin Animal. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Beast book in Dammek's hive used on his lusus)
arena stickball ball that makes you fall asleep within seconds of touching it dozer Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
Fiduspawn class focused on stealth and singing Espiacrooner Society; game; fiduspawn. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
pizza flavor disc Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
balcony gander precipice Location; structure. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
sloth (Xefros' lusus) glacial treetrudger Animal. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
soda; some may help restore psionic power; described in Karkat's Pesterquest route as tasting like coke but not as sweet and a little saltier grub juice Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
soda cans grub juice hydration cylinders Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
the league below the junior league in arena stickball Grub League Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
cereal Grubflecks Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
some sort of food; may be a smoothie grubslurry Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
the league above the grub league in arena stickball Junior League Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
couch, sofa loungeplank Household; furniture. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
arena stickball ball (#11) which is on fire matchtip Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
bus omniscuttlecoach Household; vehicle. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
once a troll comes of age they get sent off planet for this; might be similar to the trials wrigglers go through in the caverns Ordeals Society. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
a subgrub in Thrashthrust Outglut Location. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
power grid power hexagrid Society. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
arena stickball position prowler Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
arena stickball position; generally rustbloods, the most dangerous position, they are the only ones allowed to score pusher Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
fork rakeprong Household; dish. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
foosball table recessed tabletop arena stickball Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
may be sewage or floor cleaner resifluid Household; tool. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
career counseling that happens around 7 sweeps of age (approx. 15 years) Rites of Maturation Society. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
mop scourbristle Household; tool. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
mop cart; mob bucket prowler Household; tool. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
Amazon Scythian Society. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
Snake (game) Serpent Society; game. Hiveswap: Act 1 (played on Dammek's locks)
an idol show about rapping; in Friendsim (Marvus' route) Zebruh describes it as a "bisweeply reality program where aspiring slam poets compete to prove who has what it takes" Slam or Get Culled Society; television. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
stuntsuit smashsuit Household; clothing. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
wax smeargunk Household; tool. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
floor waxer smearspinner Household; tool. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
beanbag chair with sopor slime splaysac Household; furniture. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
may mean city stemcluster Location. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
arena stickball ball which is a loose pile of yarn that must be rolled up before it can score stitcher Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
study guide studyscoll Household. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
suburb subgrub Location. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
Lacroix The Crux Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Dammek's hive)
the stemcluster Outglut is in Thrashthrust Location. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
an arena stickball team Thrashthrust Snowglobes Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
arena stickball ball that tries to follow the path it was taken in the previous match tracer Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
Alternian unit of time wipe Society; time. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
arena stickball position, involves wrangling a lusus wrangler Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
arena stickball position zapper Society; game; arena stickball. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
stairs zigzag incline Location; structure. Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
the field of study wherein the government decides which historical documents should be locked up or purged abhorristorical methodology Society; profession. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tirona)
auditor auditerror Society; profession. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa)
fruit resembling a brain, with a pumkin like stem brain fruit Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros)
unit of measurement capacioniters Society. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros)
nail file claw-saw Household; tool. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tagora)
other trolls in the same cloister cloister mates Society. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Lynera)
exam for aspiring legislascerators cruelest bar Household; tool. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tyzias)
censureship group East Alternian Blackbar Society Society; television; anime. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tegiri)
job involving abhorristorical methodology editor Society; profession. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tirona)
wine fermented purplesphere liquid Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa)
Instagram Fishtagram Society; social media. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Zebruh)
pantry food closet Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros)
the fifth book in the Rainbow Hemotions Saga Fresh Teeth Society; book. Hiveswap: Act 2
stomach gastric sac Biology; body. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Lanque)
cheese grubcheese Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa)
mouth grubchute Biology; body. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tegiri)
mouth of the ignorant variety ignorance gash Biology; body. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Daraya)
philosopher killosopher Society; profession. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tegiri)
Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: Subjuggulator Slop Ejevulatory Unit Society; television. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tyzias)
lowblood lowbie Society; hemospectrum. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros)
hand dryer moisture evaporation unit Household; appliance. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tirona)
similar to vileglow mushrooms, but the gill's subtle fold grows in the opposite direction nobleglow mushroom Plant. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros)
assbreath nookbreath Expletive. Hiveswap: Act 2 (the rustblood with long hair outside the train station)
asshole nookgape Expletive. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Konyyl)
shit nutritional excrement Expletive. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Daraya)
fork nutritional prong Household; dish. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tyzias)
pig oinkbeast Animal. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Skylla)
throat oxygen conduit Biology; body. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Daraya)
prima ballerina prima ballereaper Society; profession. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros)
a book series; forbidden to read for jadebloods in the caverns Rainbow Hemotions Saga Society; book. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Daraya)
magazine regurgitated tree pulp media Society; book. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa)
popcorn snapkernels Household; food. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tagora)
where jadebloods go off planet to become nuns off-planet space church Society. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros)
Scrubs (the tv show) Sterilization Scrub Operatics Society; television. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tagora)
taxidermy; when an imperial soldier is demerited to the point of having dignity in death taxidemeritation Society; profession. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros)
theologian terrologian Society; profession. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa)
shit; was used to "blend in with the local fauna" tusked vertebrae slurry Animal. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa)
blue glowing mushrooms found in caves; the most poisonous fonus on Alternia vileglow mushroom Plant. Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa)
the color of human blood crimson Society; hemospectrum. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Amisia)
a machine that heals medicalizer Household; appliance. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Amisia)
pejorative for rustbloods rustie Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Amisia)
weasel snake-rodent Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Amisia)
foot saunterpod Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Ardata)
a game involving timed competitions called dueling sessions that award cash prizes to the last team left alive Duel Strifers Society; game. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
balls-for-brains globes-for-sponge Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
mincemeat grubpaste Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
hide-and-seek hunt-and-sequester Society; game. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
high heels nub stilts Household; clothing. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
train omniscuttlecaravan Household; vehicle. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
energy created by psionics psi Biology; psionic. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
dress rumpus robe, rumpusrobe Household; clothing. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
eyewear based technology that feeds its user information; may be related to Duel Strifers scouter Household; computer. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
grapevine spherical fruit string Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
foot strutpod Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
pants gamtubes Household; clothing. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Barzum)
snakes slitherbeasts Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Barzum)
mill grain grinder household; appliance. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Boldir)
an Alternian unit of time, similar to a month perigree Society; time. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Boldir) May be a typo of perigee; based on the context, a perigree, or perigee if it's a typo, must be at least 56 days, if time was concurrent between updates coming out and time passing for MSPA Reader. Contrarily, in Mallek's route, he implies that a perigree is less than a month.
lung bellowsac Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Bronya)
ribcage bellowsac enclosures Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Bronya)
throat sorrow chute Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Bronya)
surname caste name; castename Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut, used by the Grand Highblood)
mass of the clown church variety massacre Society; clown. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut)
finger point stub Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut, used by the Grand Highblood)
heart pusher Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut)
nose sniffnub Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut, used by the Grand Highblood)
legs strut sticks Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut, used by the Grand Highblood)
may be ribcage thoratic struts Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut)
Instagram PincerSpam Society; social media. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Charun)
may be poptarts or other sweet treats polysacchariferous slats Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Charun)
pejorative for bronzeblood dirtblood Society; hemospectrum. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chixie)
Twitter Chittr Society; social media. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Cirava)
risky cull-risky Expression. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Cirava)
vaporwave moisturewave Society; music. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Cirava)
shoes strut-pod-encasements Household; clothing. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Daraya)
hotdog oblong meat product Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Diemen)
trashcans offal drums Household. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Diemen)
hotdog savory bunned delights Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Diemen)
guts abdominal sausages Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd)
slam poetry excessive bodily force poetry Society; poetry. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd)
Google Goregle Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd)
Google Maps Goregle Maps Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd)
cow moobeast Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd)
cowboy moobeastboy Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd)
the duty of jadebloods taking care of the mother grub and wrigglers sacred duty Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd)
the closest thing Alternia has to graves, giant pits for dead bodies to go in cull-pits Location; structure. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer)
good day good siderium Expression. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer)
adjective form of hemospectrum hemospectral Society; hemospectrum. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer)
bronze blood orange blood Society; hemospectrum. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer)
shovel soil perturbation lance Household; tool. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer)
fuck list bucket list Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Galekh)
ringworm chutemaggot Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Galekh)
new born fresh hatched Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Galekh)
face recognition surface Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Karako, used by an unnamed seadweller)
dog barkbeast Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl)
puppy barkbeast wriggler Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl)
heart bloodpusher Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl, used by Skylla)
dicklord; edgelord bulgelord Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl)
a type of Alternian spaceship; the walls are described as "warm, thrumming metal" and in art appears buggy; may be semi-organic like most Alternian technology cruiser Household; vehicle. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl)
a power held by some psionics eyebeams Biology; psionic. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl)
brain disorder or mental disorder pan disorder Biology. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl)
park recreation field Location. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl)
a game that involves cards, dice, and little colorful shells unnamed game Society; game. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl)
private bus; noted as being for ceruleans and up and maybe teals "if they got a deathwish" by Folykl chartered scuttlebuggy Household; vehicle. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl)
someone likely to get culled cullbait Household; vehicle. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl)
may be tentacles that are related to how psionics are connected into ships cybernetic tentacles Diology; psionic. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl)
hentai Eastern Alternian pornography Society; television; anime. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl)
fuckdick fuckbulge Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl)
a psionic disorder wherein a psionic loses their eyes and their body doesn't retain energy, symptoms can be mediated by having a steady external source of psionic power voidrot Biology; psionic. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl)
knee frond hinge Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Lynera)
carotid artery primary spurt artery Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Lynera)
cocksucker bulgebiter Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek)
Google Alert Goregle Alert Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek)
middle class mid-caste Society; hemospectrum. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek)
mouse squeakbeast Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek)
delivery drones sythian drones Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek) Potentially a typo of "Scythian," which appears in Hiveswap Act 1. It is unclear since Mallek didn't capitalize the words.
trees; conifers coniferous fauna Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marsti) This may have been intended as "coniferous flora" given the context or it could imply that at least some plants are considered to be alive in a way similar to animals.
ballsucker globegobbler Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marsti)
wet mop saturated scrub pole Household; tool. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marsti)
musicfest meets circus ClownFest XXwreX Society; clown. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus)
may be a word for the clown community clownsphere Society; clown. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus, used by Zebruh)
sandwich grubbread Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus)
electric scooter hoverscoot Household; vehicle. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus, used by Zebruh)
rapper rhyme juggler Society; clown. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus, used by Zebruh)
petname for rustblooded trolls rustdrop Society; hemospectrum. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus, used by Zebruh)
nose snuffchute Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus)
stomach acid tract Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee)
wrestling show display of muscular theater, muscular theater Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee)
Door Dash Door Smash Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee, used by Stelsa)
muscular theater ranking flexeladder Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee)
Olympics Intergalactic Trollympics Society; game. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee)
arms slither noodles Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee)
sweat thrust sinew Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee)
maneating plant Troll-Devouring Catchyegrabber Plant. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee)
popcorn buttery exploded kernels Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Polypa)
ass licker nooklicker Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Polypa)
soft serve ice cream soft serve grubcream Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Polypa)
asswipes bulge scrubs Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Remele)
an art company Trident Media Society; art. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Remele)
syrup boiled tree blood Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla)
butter churned dairy product Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla)
recuperacoon coop Household; furniture. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla)
pancake grubcake Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla)
table nutrition platform Household; furniture. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla)
eyes oculars Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla)
phone palmhusk Household; computer. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla)
pejorative for rustbloods and bronzebloods rusty Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla)
sunburn sunrash Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla)
auditor auditerrorizer Society; profession. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa)
chest bellowsac cavity Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa)
feather cluckbeast plume Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa)
manicure full prong beautifying procedure Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa)
butt; tail gastric evacuation pillow Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa)
hat panlid Household; clothing. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa)
duck quackbeast Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa)
bathrobe ablutionrobe Household; clothing. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
dickboiling bulgeboiling Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
cheekbones cheekblades Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
neck chug column Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
eggs cluckbeast embryos Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
broken neck columnsnap; a case of columnsnap Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
Lush Fresh Handmade Cosmetics CRUSH Fresh Handmade Troll Cosmetics Household. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
omelette grublette Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
shit eater lumpsquirt chugger Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
a bush covered in sharp spines pricklefrond Plant. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) Konyyl's route also describes a spiky purple bush/shrub, which may be the same plant.
heart blood pusher Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri)
congressional medal of honor clowngressional medal of honor Society; clown. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri)
anime club Eastern Alternian Fine Arts Appreciation Society Society; television; anime. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri)
neighborhood hivebatch Location. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri, used by Polypa)
an anime; has an original airing and a censored version with what Tegiri calls a ridiculous CGI dragon Kismet:Stuck Morning society; television; anime. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri)
philosophers philosofighters Society; profession. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri)
Doctor Stone Philosopher Half-Iron Society; television; anime. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri)
My Hero Academia Schoolfed Heroism Society; television; anime. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri)
Flappy Bird Flappy Talonscreecher Society; game. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona)
internship internmentship Society; profession. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona)
may be similar to being prime minister; close in office to His Honorable Tyranny propaganda minister Society; profession. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona)
barrel seafood storage device Household; appliance. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona, used by Tyzias)
crab shellscuttler Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona, used by Tyzias)
nose sniff tube Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona)
bird talonscreecher Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona)
intestinal ulcer acid tube ulcer Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias)
may be a phrase used to describe teals and jades together (similar to how "rust" may refer to both burgundy and bronze) blue-green Society; hemospectrum. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias)
library bookhive Location; building. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias)
Google Docs Goregle Docs society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias)
school for younger trolls; primary school grubschool Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias)
an insult for Her Imperial Condescension her imperial bitchiness Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias)
mother fucking mother grubbing Expletive. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias)
a list of prosecutable offenses; related to legislasceration scrolls of evisceration Society. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias)
sheep baabeast Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
lamb baby baabeast Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
oyster bivalvular sea critter Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
skull cranial orb Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
stomach digestion bladder Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
eyes gander bulbs, bulbs Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
animal feed grubfood Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
noodles grubnoodles Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
goat hornbeast Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
kitchen nutrition block Location; room. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
chest torso pillar Biology; body. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
an anime convention and renaissance faire combination; includes a meetup for soldier purrbeasts fans beastcon Society; television; anime. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
Soldier Purrbeasts slang for meal creature feast Society; book. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
cotton candy frazzled saccharine fluff candy Household; food. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
horse jousting; an event at beastcon horsaroni jousting Society; television; anime. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
squirrel nut creature Animal. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
scaredycat scaredypurrbeast Expression. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
diary scribblejournal Society; book. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
a Soldier Purrbeasts clan solarglare clan Society; book. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
Warrior Cats Soldier Purrbeasts Society; book. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
starclan (Warrior Cats); a Soldier Purrbeasts clan spacecaste Society; book. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi)
Soldier Purrbeasts slang for strutpod strutpaw Society; book. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebede)
tweet (as in posting on Twitter) chirp Society; social media. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebede)
Skype Grype Society; social media. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebede)
a band Zebede likes; a popular band on Alternia inspired by K-Pop hatched2dance, abbreviated to h2d Society; celebrity. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebede)
a flushed version of Valentine's Day Flushed Affirmation Day Society; holiday; romance. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebruh)
stay woke stay awakened Expression. Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebruh)
a troll holiday similar to Christmas 12th Perigee's Eve, Perigee's Eve Society; holiday. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2), Kanaya, Sollux)
bathtub ablution trap Household; furniture. Homestuck (Aradia)
funny bone absurdity palate Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
brain aggravation sponge Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
tear ducts anguish bladder Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
politically correct word for tealblood aqua Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Kankri)
seahorse aquatic hoofbeast Animal. Homestuck (Feferi)
(archer + eradicator) the most noble echelon of the imperial forces archeradicator Society; profession. Homestuck (Equius)
pejorative for someone lower on the hemospectrum assblood Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Eridan)
ears auricular sponge clots Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
troll genitalia; colloquially used like balls; may rarely be used to mean mind autoerogenous shame globes, shame globes, globes; a sack of or pair of shame globes Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8))
an unknown creature, may be real or mythical bark gnome Animal. Homestuck (Karkat)
dog barkfiend Animal. Homestuck (Tavros, Karkat)
goat barn beast Animal. Homestuck (Tavros, Karkat)
shit beefgrub Expletive. Homestuck (Vriska)
silicomb computer servers beehouse mainframe Household; computer. Homestuck (Sollux)
binary that can be understood through bee buzzing beenary Household; computer. Homestuck (Sollux)
shit; traditionally brought home by lusii for trolls to decorate on 12th Perigee's Eve behemoth leavings Society; holiday. Homestuck (Aradia)
rocket blastoff device Household; vehicle. Homestuck (Meenah)
rocket science blastoff research Society; profession. Homestuck (Terezi)
room block Location; room. Homestuck (Eridan, Feferi, Tavros, Karkat, Terezi)
troll genitalia bone bulge Biology; body. Homestuck (Tavros, Karkat (1, 2, 3), Sollux)
troll genitalia; crotch bone nook Biology; body. Homestuck (Terezi)
fan breeze blender Household; appliance. Homestuck (Vriska)
pejorative for seadwellers brinesucker Expletive. Homestuck (Eridan (1, 2))
where the Mother Grub lives and troll wigglers come from brooding caverns Society. Homestuck (Vriska)
biznasty bugnasty Expression. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2))
expletive bugwinged Expletive. Homestuck (Kanaya)
troll genitalia; fist; head bulge Biology; body. Homestuck (Sollux (1, 2, 3), Karkat (1, 2, 3, 4), Terezi)
politically correct word for rustblood burgundy Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Kankri)
unit of money caegar Society; money. Homestuck (Terezi, Karkat)
nose cartilage nub Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
(cavalry + reaper) cavalreapers Society; profession. Homestuck (Tavros, Mindfang, Doc Scratch)
ass; throat chagrin tunnel Biology; body. Homestuck (Mituna) Also used in the Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat)
mouse cheese critter Animal. Homestuck (Terezi)
larynx, voice box; a part of the throat chitinous windhole Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
bear-like lusus (choler meaning angry + bear) cholerbear; bull cholerbear Animal. Homestuck (Nepeta, Terezi, Karkat)
purple blood psychic powers chuckvoodoos Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Gamzee (1, 2))
rude word for seadwellers chumbucket Expletive. Homestuck (Mituna)
purplebloods, with religious connotations clowns Society; clown. Homestuck
chicken cluckbeast Animal. Homestuck (Vriska)
recuperacoon cocoon Household; furniture. Homestuck
seadweller hearts collapsing and expanding bladder based aquatic vascular system Biology; body. Homestuck (Kanaya, Eridan, Meenah)
casket, coffin corpse box Household. Homestuck (Karkat, Kanaya)
courtroom courtblock Location; room. Homestuck (Terezi (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6))
bridge crossing trestle Location; structure. Homestuck (Meenah)
kill cull Society. Homestuck
trident culling fork Household; weapon. Homestuck (Karkat, Feferi)
one who milks cows dairyjerk Society; profession. Homestuck (Horuss)
period of time where it can stay dark for up to several bilunar perigees at a time dark season Society; time. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2))
tears dismay fluid Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
bell dong shouter Household. Homestuck (Karkat)
trash can dross coffer Household. Homestuck (Meenah) Also used by Terezi in the Paradox Space comic Indemnity Double Reacharound.
quotation marks enclosure talons Grammar. Homestuck (Karkat)
colloquially used like backbone or bone exoskeleton Biology; body. Homestuck (Kanaya)
balcony, porch extraterraneal landing slats Location; structure. Homestuck (Karkat)
brain faith sponge Biology; body; clown. Homestuck (Gamzee)
skateboard falldown slat Household; vehicle. Homestuck (Mituna)
imaginary friend fantasy phantom Society. Homestuck (Tavrosprite)
beans fart niblets Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat)
sitting on a pile and talking about feelings feelings jam Society. Homestuck (Nepeta, Terezi) Nepeta's usage of feelings jam can be seen by speaking to Equius as Nepeta.
buckets used in troll reproduction to hold genetic material filial pail Society. Homestuck
periods (punctuation) finish crumbs Grammar. Homestuck (Kanaya (1, 2)
unit of threshecutioners flaysquad Society; profession. Homestuck (Karkat)
wheelchair; skateboard four wheel device Household; vehicle. Homestuck (Tavros (1, 2, 3), Terezi, Mituna)
leg; disambiguous limbs frond Biology; body. Homestuck (Terezi, Karkat, Meenah (1, 2, 3))
tree frond nub Plant. Homestuck (Karkat)
pejorative for bronzeblood fudgeblooded Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Karkat)
troll organ, may be a muscle valve related to trolls' gallbladder gallsphincter Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
(gamble + malignant) gamblignant Society; profession. Homestuck(Vriska, Eridan, Mindfang (1, 2, 3, 4))
an Alternian gaming magazine Game Grub Society; game. Homestuck (Karkat)
toilet gaper, load gaper Household; appliance. Homestuck
troll bodily fluid involved in reproduction; "a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs" genetic material Society. Homestuck (Narration)
eye glance nugget Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
a variety of gaming devices, such as for FLARPing grub, game grub Society; game. Homestuck
food; cake; bread grubloaf Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2)
condiments grubsauce, grub sauce Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat)
shed grubshed Location; building. Homestuck (Terezi)
electric plug grubtube Household; computer. Homestuck (Sollux)
Youtube Grubtube Society; social media. Homestuck (Vriska)
bratwurst grubwurst Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat)
pejorative for lowbloods gutter blood Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Karkat)
friend hatefriend Society. Homestuck (Terezi)
ear canals hear ducts Biology; body. Homestuck (Tavros, Gamzee)
the empress of the Alternian empire Her Imperious Condescension Society; celebrity. Homestuck (Karkat)
high fructose corn syrup high fructose grub sauce Household; food. Homestuck (Vriska)
a judge-like monster His Honorable Tyranny Society; celebrity. Homestuck (Terezi (1, 2)
house, home hive Location; building. Homestuck (Karkat)
apartment building hive stem, communal hive stem Location; building. Homestuck (Sollux, Aradia)
goose honkbird Animal. Homestuck (Vriska)
contraband honktraband Society; clown. Homestuck (Tavros, Gamzee)
hamburgers hoof loaf Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat)
horse; pony; cow; bull hoofbeast Animal. Homestuck (Sollux (1, 2, 3))
Fiduspawn stallion horsaroni Society; game; fiduspawn. Homestuck (Tavros (1, 2, 3, 4)
refrigerator hunger trunk Household; appliance. Homestuck
laptop husktop Household; computer. Homestuck
throat of the ignorant variety ignorance shaft Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
throat of the ignorant variety ignorance tunnel Biology; body. Homestuck (ARquius)
skateboard injury panel Household; vehicle. Homestuck (Mituna)
brother, bro (slang) invertebrother Society; clown. Homestuck (Gamzee)
Kraft mayo Kraft grubsauce Household; food. Homestuck (Sollux)
birthday; another word for wriggling day larval awakening Society; holiday. Homestuck (Karkat)
(laugh + assassins) laughsassins Society; profession. Homestuck
picnic lawnmeal Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat)
yard, lawn lawnring Plant. Homestuck (Karkat)
(legislator + lacerator); lawyer legislacerator Society; profession. Homestuck
brainstem, neck lobe stem Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2)
eye lookstub Biology; body. Homestuck (Gamzee)
mental asylum looneyblock Location; room. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2)
shit lumpsquirt Expletive. Homestuck (Karkat)
ant marchbug Animal. Homestuck (Karkat)
kitchen meal block Location; room. Homestuck (Vriska)
throat; esophagus; mouth meal tunnel Biology; body. Homestuck (Sollux)
icing mucus Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat)
centaurs; horses musclebeast Animal. Homestuck
underwear netherdressings Household; clothing. Homestuck (Kanaya)
ass nook Biology; body. Homestuck
ass sniffer nook whiffer Expletive. Homestuck (Karkat)
disambiguous nublike body parts; foot; shoulder; chest; knee; horn nub Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
skull; head nugbone Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
cans nutrition cylinders Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat, Kanaya)
platter, plate nutrition plateau Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2, 3), Kanaya
politically correct word for goldblood ochre Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Kankri)
tears ocular discharge Biology; body. Homestuck (Terezi)
unicycle one wheel device Household; vehicle. Homestuck (Gamzee)
an Alternian unit of time, similar to a month perigee, bilunar perigee Society; time. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2), Equius, Mindfang)
a part of the skull porous cranial plates Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
spine posture pole Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
asshole probechute Expletive. Homestuck (Mituna)
hand, fingers prong Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat, Kanaya, Vriska)
throat; esophagus protien chute Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
heart pump biscuit Biology; body. Homestuck (Gamzee, ARquius)
brain puzzle sponge Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
mouth question geyser Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
sopor-filled cocoon that trolls sleep in recuperacoon Household; appliance. Homestuck (Terezi)
bedroom respiteblock Location; room. Homestuck (Terezi)
a term used to refer to violetbloods Royal-V Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Kankri) Used as a politically correct term by Kankri. Also used in Hiveswap: Act 1 in the title of a book in Xefros' respiteblock.
another term for flush feelings ruddy Society; romance. Homestuck (Eridan)
(ruffian + annihilator) an elite legion of the empire's forces ruffiannihilators Society; profession. Homestuck (Equius, Doc Scratch)
breasts rumble spheres Biology; body. Homestuck (Meenah)
courtroom; livingroom rumpusblock Location; room. Homestuck (Terezi) Also used in Gamzee's Pesterquest route.
another term for flush feelings scarlet Society; romance. Homestuck (Kanaya)
schooled; schooling school fed, schoolfeeding Society. Homestuck (Equius)
school school hive Location; building. Homestuck (Karkat)
scientist scienstiff Society; profession. Homestuck (Gamzee)
car scuttlebuggy Household; vehicle. Homestuck (Karkat)
likely troll genitalia seed flaps; seed flap Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2))
shithead shitsponge Expletive. Homestuck (Karkat)
exclamation point shout pole Grammar. Homestuck (Kanaya (1, 2), Rose)
silicone + honey comb silicomb Household; computer. Homestuck (Sollux)
salt snack mineral Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat)
nose sniffnode snort barrels. Homestuck (Karkat)
nostril snort barrels snort barrels. Homestuck (Karkat)
slime used to help trolls sleep or get high sopor, sopor slime Biology; drugs. Homestuck (Equius)
alcoholic or drug-like substances soporific Biology; drugs. Homestuck (Equius)
ass; ass crack spinal crevice Biology; body. Homestuck (Sollux)
head spine lump Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
throat squawk blister Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
throat squeal pipette Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
a FLARP gaming abstraction, keeps track of every attribute for your character, including vitals. stat bat Society; game; FLARP. Homestuck (Tavros)
(subjagator + juggalo) subjugglator Society; profession. Homestuck (Equius)
sarcophagus suffocophagus Household. Homestuck (upon interacting with Duke Pinesnort, the blue scalemate)
Alternian unit of time; six sweeps are equivalent to thirteen human years sweep, solar sweep Society; time. Homestuck (Equius)
specific religious figures in clown church the mirthful messiahs Society; clown. Homestuck (Equius)
refrigerator thermal hull Household; appliance. Homestuck (Eridan)
head; brain think pan, thinkpan, pan Biology; body. Homestuck
(thresh + executioners) threshecutioners Society; profession. Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2), Doc Scratch)
likely genitalia, may be a synonym for bulge throb stalk Biology; body. Homestuck (Karkat)
potato tuber Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat)
mashed potatoes tuber paste Household; food. Homestuck (Karkat)
politically correct word for bronzeblood umber Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Kankri)
pejorative for seadwellers wader Expletive. Homestuck (Mituna)
fan whirling device Household; appliance. Homestuck (Karkat, Vriska)
diaper wiggle-bottom diaperstub Household; clothing. Homestuck (Equius)
troll babies wigglers, wrigglers Society. Homestuck
birthday wriggling day Society; holiday. Homestuck
politically correct word for limeblood yellowgreen Society; hemospectrum. Homestuck (Kankri)
wool baabeast keratin Animal. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Kanaya)
shithead chutehead Expletive. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Karkat)
magnifying scope embiggenment scope Household; tool. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Karkat)
shit grubshit Expletive. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Vriska, chapter 4)
pedophile grubtoucher Society. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Momfang, chapter 3)
headache pan-ache Biology. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Terezi)
mindgames pan-games Expression. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Vriska, chapter 4)
mindgames panlobes Biology; body. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Momfang, chapter 3)
pan-games panlobes Expression. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Momfang, chapter 3)
may mean wolf pawbeast Animal. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Karkat)
therapist therapeutrix Society; profession. Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Terezi)
principal paincipal Society; profession. Namco High (Terezi)
some kind of insult blisterbag Expletive. Paradox Space (Killswitch Engage, Equius)
dickfondler bulgefondler Expletive. Paradox Space (Secret Sufferer is Comin' to the Municipal Community Gathering of Citizens, Karkat)
red herring burgundy distractionfish Animal. Paradox Space (Indemnity Double Reacharound, Terezi)
grappling hook used on a ship to board another vessel clutchrope household; tool. Paradox Space (Critical Miss, Vriska)
Kool-Aid Cruel-Aid Household; food. Paradox Space (Suffering Through/For the People, Signless) Also used in Dammek's hive in Hiveswap: Act 1.
squiddle; squid dangleslug Animal. Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee)
combination drama and comedy; a film genre dramady Society. Paradox Space (Summerteen Romance, Karkat)
raccoon furbandit Animal. Paradox Space (Indemnity Double Reacharound, Terezi)
gold star sticker glam badge Society; art. Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee)
gold star sticker glitter biscuit Society; art. Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee)
clubs jugglepin Society; clown. Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee)
Kentucky Fried Chicken Kruelty Fried Cluckbeast Household; food. Paradox Space (Indemnity Double Reacharound, Dualscar)
cat meowbeast Animal. Paradox Space (Secret Sufferer Is Comin' to the Municipal Community Gathering of Citizens, Karkat)
town municipal community gathering of citizens Society; location. Paradox Space (Secret Sufferer Is Comin' to the Municipal Community Gathering of Citizens, Title)
paper bag pulp sheet container Household. Paradox Space (Killswitch Engage, Sollux)
cat purrbeast Animal. Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee) Also used in Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja's route).
rocking chair swaychair Household; furniture. Paradox Space (Secret Sufferer Is Comin' to the Municipal Community Gathering of Citizens, Karkat)
pool table stickball Society; game. Paradox Space (The Inaugural Death of Mister Seven, Crowbar)
pejorative for lowbloods trash-blooded Expletive. Paradox Space (Killswitch Engage, Equius)
unknown anatomy grease chute Biology; body. Pesterquest (Equius, used by Karkat)
dickmuncher bulgemuncher Expletive. Pesterquest (Eridan)
eyes eyestalks Biology; body. Pesterquest (Gamzee)
chef nutrimercenary Society; profession. Pesterquest (Gamzee)
eyes see-stalks Biology; body. Pesterquest (Gamzee)
nostrils suck sphincters Biology; body. Pesterquest (Gamzee)
word for someone in the middle of the hemospectrum midblood Society; hemospectrum. Pesterquest (Jane, used by Eridan) This was used in MSPAR's dream.
used to describe flush romance crimson Society; romance. Pesterquest (Kanaya)
wardrobe/wardrobifier wardrobifying assets chamber Household; appliance. Pesterquest (Kanaya)
dickweed bulgeweed Expletive. Pesterquest (Karkat)
mouth flap Biology; body. Pesterquest (Karkat)
hands frond stumps Biology; body. Pesterquest (Karkat)
babysit; petsit grubsit Society. Pesterquest (Karkat)
a troll with an off-spectrum blood color mutantblood Society; hemospectrum. Pesterquest (Karkat)
daydream nightdream Society. Pesterquest (Karkat)
insult similar in nature to dicksucker nookbiter Expletive. Pesterquest (Karkat)
insult similar in nature to dicksucker nooksucker Expletive. Pesterquest (Karkat)
closet of cleaning supplies scrub cubby Location; room. Pesterquest (Karkat)
mops scrub-poles Household; tool. Pesterquest (Karkat)
asshole wastechute Biology; body. Pesterquest (Karkat)
the woods where Nepeta lives the wastes Location. Pesterquest (Nepeta)
Metal Gear Solid Attack Drone in Solid State Society; game. Pesterquest (Sollux)
icecream frozen musclebeast nectar Household; food. Pesterquest (Sollux)
icecream place frozen musclebeast nectar place Location; building. Pesterquest (Sollux)
Team Fortress 2 Group Stronghold 2 Society; game. Pesterquest (Sollux)
pejorative for purpleblood clowns juggler Expletive. Pesterquest (Sollux)
meet cute meet brute Society; romance. Pesterquest (Sollux)
chemical related to psionics psiomine Biology; psionic. Pesterquest (Sollux)
one of the rarest of all Fiduspawn monster classes found in lowblood neighborhoods Aether-Mythic-Triplerare Class Society; game; fiduspawn. Pesterquest (Tavros)
oyster bivalved jewel container Animal. Pesterquest (Tavros)
Pokemon GO Fiduspawn Go Society; game; fiduspawn. Pesterquest (Tavros)
Space Invaders Grub Invaders Society; game. Pesterquest (Tavros)
overnight overday Society; time. Pesterquest (Tavros, used by Vriska)
a rare Fiduspawn Go monster Wolvulpine Society; game; fiduspawn. Pesterquest (Tavros)
fantastic clowntastic Society; clown. Pesterquest (Terezi, used by Gamzee)
misdemeanor fishdemeanor Society. Pesterquest (Terezi)
foot ground pusher Biology; body. Pesterquest (Terezi)
shoe ground pusher covering Household; clothing. Pesterquest (Terezi)
jurisprudence jurispainence Society. Pesterquest (Terezi)
night lunar cycle Society; time. Pesterquest (Terezi)
snotnosed snotnubbed Expletive. Pesterquest (Terezi)
bubblegum tar tasting slime Household; food. Pesterquest (Terezi)
made up of the dice rostra Attribution Sconce Society; game; FLARP. Pesterquest (Vriska)
clam bivalve mollusk Animal. Pesterquest (Vriska)
ten categories of skills making up the Attribution Sconce; such as follows: Throne of the Empress, Scrimshaw Workstation, Tyranny's Tribune, Bilgewater Soapbox, Oracle's Dais, Foolish Professor's Lecturn, Conductor's Stand, Tribune of the Heiress, Choir Box of the Facepaint Angels, Podium of Runners-Up. dice rostrum; dice rostra (plural) Society; game; FLARP. Pesterquest (Vriska)
egg unfertilized cluckbeast embryo Animal. Pesterquest (Vriska)
may be slang for dick chitin chunk Biology; body. The Grubbles - Broom Temperature Lyrics Transcription found here.
pie double-stacked huskloaf Household; food. The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat)
breadloaf huskloaf Household; food. The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat)
fingers opposable digits Biology; body. The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat)
flowers seed fronds Plant. The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Gamzee)
Human Troll Source Notes
couldn't [verb] themself out of a wet paper bag couldn't [verb] themself out of a wet chitin sac Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros)
looking a gift horse in the mouth looking a gift hoofbeast in the mouth Hiveswap: Act 2 (Elwurd)
society will crumble around our eyes society will crumble around our horns Hiveswap: Act 2 (Fozzer)
tickles my fancy tickles my entertainment globes Hiveswap: Act 2
water under the bridge blood under the abattoir Hiveswap: Friendsim (Ardata)
cold feet frosty strutpods Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
look at what the cat dragged in look at what the purrbeast dragged in Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
running around like a chicken with its head chopped off running around like a cluckbeast with a severed thinkpan Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
to hear things through the grapevine to hear things through the spherical fruit string Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
you would be mincemeat you would be minced into the ground finer than grubpaste Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja)
isn't your first rodeo isn't your first ungulate-roping gallop exhibition Hiveswap: Friendsim (Bronya)
may be similar in use to "god bless" or "chill out"? peace and gospel Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut)
sacrificial lamb sacrificial baabeast Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut)
without a thought in your head without a bean in your thinkpan Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut)
goody two shoes goody two strut-pod-encasements Hiveswap: Friendsim (Daraya)
this bitch of an Earth this bitch of an Alternia Hiveswap: Friendsim (Daraya, used by Tyzias)
to request to be roommates in college to request combat assignments on the same ship Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd)
you must have some real guts you must have some real abdominal sausages Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd)
go big or go home go big or get culled Hiveswap: Friendsim (Galekh)
a walk in the park a walk in the recreation field Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl)
my god my stars Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl, used by Skylla)
down to the spa(?) for some r n r (rest and relaxation) down to the cullfields for a little r and r (rampage and rending) Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl)
to go straight for the jugular to go straight for the primary spurt artery Hiveswap: Friendsim (Lynera)
cloak-and-dagger cloak-and-laser Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek)
doesn't grow on trees doesn't grow on coniferous fauna Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marsti)
in two shakes of a duck's tail in two shakes of a quackbeasts gastric evacuation pillow Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa)
break a few eggs to make an omelette break a few cluckbeast embryos to make a grublette Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
hit-and-run collide-and-scamper Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
no time like the present no sweep like the one you're fucking in Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora)
crimes against humanity crimes against buffoonery Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri)
charges out the ass charges out the sniff tube Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona)
I scratch your back you scratch mine I rake my claws down your back you rake yours down mine Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona)
I'll be a monkey's uncle I'll be a hornbeast's grubfood Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
let's get a move on let's get a wiggle on Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
tickle my heart tickle my biscuit Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
two shakes of a lamb's tail two shakes of a baby baabeast's hindquarters Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare)
Netflix and chill Television Streaming Service and lower the temperature Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebruh)
a chill ran up my spine a chill ran up my posture pole Homestuck (Karkat)
a wild goose chase a wild honkbird chase Homestuck (Vriska)
braying up the wrong tree barking up the wrong frond nub Homestuck (Karkat)
??? by the whispers of bark gnomes Homestuck (Karkat)
dropping like flies dropping like behemoth leavings Homestuck (Karkat)
get off your high horse get off your high hoofbeast Homestuck (Sollux)
go fuck yourself go fillet your nook Homestuck (Mituna)
have your cake and eat it too have your grub and cull it too Homestuck (Karkat)
if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen if you can't take the stench, then get out of the meal block Homestuck (Vriska)
hooking up (in a pale way) paling up Homestuck (Meenah)
pulling my leg pulling my frond Homestuck (Terezi)
shove a sock in it shove a throb stalk in it Homestuck (Karkat)
wet noodle soggy phlegm sponge Homestuck (Vriska)
spill the beans spill the fart niblets Homestuck (Karkat)
mind boggling sponge wringing Homestuck (Karkat)
that rings a bell that rings a dong shouter Homestuck (Karkat)
the blink of an eye the blink of a glance nugget Homestuck (Karkat)
the bread and potatoes of; the bread and butter of; the meat of; the grubloaf and tuber paste of Homestuck (Karkat)
the icing on the cake; tip of the iceberg; cherry on top the mucus on the grubloaf Homestuck (Karkat)
tickles their funny bone tickles their absurdity palate Homestuck (Karkat)
to get off my chest to get off my nub Homestuck (Eridan)
to get your ass served to get your horns handed to you Homestuck (Gamzee)
to do a favor to take a few tools out behind the grubshed Homestuck (Karkat)
waiting on someone hand and foot waiting on someone prong and nub Homestuck (Vriska)
pulling the plug yanking the grubtube Homestuck (Sollux)
you made your bed you made your cocoon Homestuck (Karkat)
pull the wool over my eyes Pull The Baabeast Keratin Over My Eyes Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Kanaya)
couldn't [verb] themself out of a paper bag couldn't [verb] themself out of a wet pulp sheet container Paradox Space
the world is my oyster the world is my bivalved jewel container Pesterquest (Tavros)
fly by night fly by lunar cycle Pesterquest (Terezi)
sometimes you have to break a few eggs to bake a cake sometimes you have to compromise a few unfertilized cluckbeast embryo in the name of a complete breakfast Pesterquest (Vriska, used by Boldir)
fingers in pies opposable digits in double-stacked huskloafs The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat
soaked to the bone soaked to the exoskeleton The Homestuck Epilogues
stop and smell the roses stop and smell the seed fronds The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Gamzee)

This spreadsheet is a living document.

I'm continually adding words to this as I find more. To get something specific added to this spreadsheet, you must contact me (such as via my tumblr) with what you want added and either a link or description of where the word/phrase is used in either Homestuck or one of it's spin offs.

This spreadsheet is fan curated.

The definitions of certain words may be wrong based on how I personally interpreted the words as they were used. Feel free to download a copy of this spreadsheet from Google Sheets and change things you disagree with. Hell- copy this sheet and add a section for your own fanwords too! Just come back to see if I've updated things sometimes, okay?

Last Updated:

09/15/2025 - Added the Info page and Troll Expressions sheet. Cleaned up a bit of miscellaneous code along the way.