Originally created in Google Sheets on January 16th, 2024. First posted to Neocities on January 16th, 2025. Please let me know if there's any errors or any troll words from official sources that you know and do not see listed here.
Themes:
| Human | Troll | Category | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| beta version of Chittr (Twitter) | Prongle | Society; social media. | Hiveswap Promotional Art | |
| intestines | acid tubes | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| sport based on pool, played in two 11 hour halves | arena stickball | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| spoon | bilescooper | Household; dish. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| coleslaw | bileslaw | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| bobblehead | bobblenug | Household. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| arena stickball position | brawler | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| soda | carbonated hydration juice | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| beanbag chair without sopor slime | chairbag | Household; furniture. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| utensil of some sort | chitin ridger | Household; dish. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| skin sac | chitin sac | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| back scratcher | chitin scraper | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| Trizza branded grub juice | Clawgunk | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| eggs | cluckbeast ova | Animal. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| an arena stickball position | controller | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| stove | crisprange | Household; appliance. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| arena stickball equipment | cuebat | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| deercat (Dammek's lusus) | Cuspidated Grimalkin | Animal. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Beast book in Dammek's hive used on his lusus) | |
| arena stickball ball that makes you fall asleep within seconds of touching it | dozer | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| Fiduspawn class focused on stealth and singing | Espiacrooner | Society; game; fiduspawn. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| pizza | flavor disc | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| balcony | gander precipice | Location; structure. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| sloth (Xefros' lusus) | glacial treetrudger | Animal. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| soda; some may help restore psionic power; described in Karkat's Pesterquest route as tasting like coke but not as sweet and a little saltier | grub juice | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| soda cans | grub juice hydration cylinders | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| the league below the junior league in arena stickball | Grub League | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| cereal | Grubflecks | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| some sort of food; may be a smoothie | grubslurry | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| the league above the grub league in arena stickball | Junior League | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| couch, sofa | loungeplank | Household; furniture. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| arena stickball ball (#11) which is on fire | matchtip | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| bus | omniscuttlecoach | Household; vehicle. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| once a troll comes of age they get sent off planet for this; might be similar to the trials wrigglers go through in the caverns | Ordeals | Society. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| a subgrub in Thrashthrust | Outglut | Location. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| power grid | power hexagrid | Society. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| arena stickball position | prowler | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| arena stickball position; generally rustbloods, the most dangerous position, they are the only ones allowed to score | pusher | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| fork | rakeprong | Household; dish. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| foosball table | recessed tabletop arena stickball | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| may be sewage or floor cleaner | resifluid | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| career counseling that happens around 7 sweeps of age (approx. 15 years) | Rites of Maturation | Society. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| mop | scourbristle | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| mop cart; mob bucket | prowler | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| Amazon | Scythian | Society. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| Snake (game) | Serpent | Society; game. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (played on Dammek's locks) | |
| an idol show about rapping; in Friendsim (Marvus' route) Zebruh describes it as a "bisweeply reality program where aspiring slam poets compete to prove who has what it takes" | Slam or Get Culled | Society; television. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| stuntsuit | smashsuit | Household; clothing. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| wax | smeargunk | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| floor waxer | smearspinner | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| beanbag chair with sopor slime | splaysac | Household; furniture. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| may mean city | stemcluster | Location. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| arena stickball ball which is a loose pile of yarn that must be rolled up before it can score | stitcher | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| study guide | studyscoll | Household. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| suburb | subgrub | Location. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| Lacroix | The Crux | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Dammek's hive) | |
| the stemcluster Outglut is in | Thrashthrust | Location. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| an arena stickball team | Thrashthrust Snowglobes | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| arena stickball ball that tries to follow the path it was taken in the previous match | tracer | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| Alternian unit of time | wipe | Society; time. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| arena stickball position, involves wrangling a lusus | wrangler | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| arena stickball position | zapper | Society; game; arena stickball. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| stairs | zigzag incline | Location; structure. | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| the field of study wherein the government decides which historical documents should be locked up or purged | abhorristorical methodology | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tirona) | |
| auditor | auditerror | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa) | |
| fruit resembling a brain, with a pumkin like stem | brain fruit | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros) | |
| unit of measurement | capacioniters | Society. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros) | |
| nail file | claw-saw | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tagora) | |
| other trolls in the same cloister | cloister mates | Society. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Lynera) | |
| exam for aspiring legislascerators | cruelest bar | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tyzias) | |
| censureship group | East Alternian Blackbar Society | Society; television; anime. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tegiri) | |
| job involving abhorristorical methodology | editor | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tirona) | |
| wine | fermented purplesphere liquid | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa) | |
| Fishtagram | Society; social media. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Zebruh) | ||
| pantry | food closet | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros) | |
| the fifth book in the Rainbow Hemotions Saga | Fresh Teeth | Society; book. | Hiveswap: Act 2 | |
| stomach | gastric sac | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Lanque) | |
| cheese | grubcheese | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa) | |
| mouth | grubchute | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tegiri) | |
| mouth of the ignorant variety | ignorance gash | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Daraya) | |
| philosopher | killosopher | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tegiri) | |
| Law & Order: SVU | Law & Order: Subjuggulator Slop Ejevulatory Unit | Society; television. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tyzias) | |
| lowblood | lowbie | Society; hemospectrum. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros) | |
| hand dryer | moisture evaporation unit | Household; appliance. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tirona) | |
| similar to vileglow mushrooms, but the gill's subtle fold grows in the opposite direction | nobleglow mushroom | Plant. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros) | |
| assbreath | nookbreath | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (the rustblood with long hair outside the train station) | |
| asshole | nookgape | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Konyyl) | |
| shit | nutritional excrement | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Daraya) | |
| fork | nutritional prong | Household; dish. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tyzias) | |
| pig | oinkbeast | Animal. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Skylla) | |
| throat | oxygen conduit | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Daraya) | |
| prima ballerina | prima ballereaper | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros) | |
| a book series; forbidden to read for jadebloods in the caverns | Rainbow Hemotions Saga | Society; book. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Daraya) | |
| magazine | regurgitated tree pulp media | Society; book. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa) | |
| popcorn | snapkernels | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tagora) | |
| where jadebloods go off planet to become nuns off-planet | space church | Society. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros) | |
| Scrubs (the tv show) | Sterilization Scrub Operatics | Society; television. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Tagora) | |
| taxidermy; when an imperial soldier is demerited to the point of having dignity in death | taxidemeritation | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Xefros) | |
| theologian | terrologian | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa) | |
| shit; was used to "blend in with the local fauna" | tusked vertebrae slurry | Animal. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa) | |
| blue glowing mushrooms found in caves; the most poisonous fonus on Alternia | vileglow mushroom | Plant. | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Stelsa) | |
| the color of human blood | crimson | Society; hemospectrum. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Amisia) | |
| a machine that heals | medicalizer | Household; appliance. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Amisia) | |
| pejorative for rustbloods | rustie | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Amisia) | |
| weasel | snake-rodent | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Amisia) | |
| foot | saunterpod | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Ardata) | |
| a game involving timed competitions called dueling sessions that award cash prizes to the last team left alive | Duel Strifers | Society; game. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| balls-for-brains | globes-for-sponge | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| mincemeat | grubpaste | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| hide-and-seek | hunt-and-sequester | Society; game. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| high heels | nub stilts | Household; clothing. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| train | omniscuttlecaravan | Household; vehicle. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| energy created by psionics | psi | Biology; psionic. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| dress | rumpus robe, rumpusrobe | Household; clothing. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| eyewear based technology that feeds its user information; may be related to Duel Strifers | scouter | Household; computer. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| grapevine | spherical fruit string | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| foot | strutpod | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| pants | gamtubes | Household; clothing. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Barzum) | |
| snakes | slitherbeasts | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Barzum) | |
| mill | grain grinder | household; appliance. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Boldir) | |
| an Alternian unit of time, similar to a month | perigree | Society; time. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Boldir) | May be a typo of perigee; based on the context, a perigree, or perigee if it's a typo, must be at least 56 days, if time was concurrent between updates coming out and time passing for MSPA Reader. Contrarily, in Mallek's route, he implies that a perigree is less than a month. |
| lung | bellowsac | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Bronya) | |
| ribcage | bellowsac enclosures | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Bronya) | |
| throat | sorrow chute | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Bronya) | |
| surname | caste name; castename | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut, used by the Grand Highblood) | |
| mass of the clown church variety | massacre | Society; clown. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut) | |
| finger | point stub | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut, used by the Grand Highblood) | |
| heart | pusher | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut) | |
| nose | sniffnub | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut, used by the Grand Highblood) | |
| legs | strut sticks | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut, used by the Grand Highblood) | |
| may be ribcage | thoratic struts | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut) | |
| PincerSpam | Society; social media. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Charun) | ||
| may be poptarts or other sweet treats | polysacchariferous slats | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Charun) | |
| pejorative for bronzeblood | dirtblood | Society; hemospectrum. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chixie) | |
| Chittr | Society; social media. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Cirava) | ||
| risky | cull-risky | Expression. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Cirava) | |
| vaporwave | moisturewave | Society; music. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Cirava) | |
| shoes | strut-pod-encasements | Household; clothing. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Daraya) | |
| hotdog | oblong meat product | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Diemen) | |
| trashcans | offal drums | Household. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Diemen) | |
| hotdog | savory bunned delights | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Diemen) | |
| guts | abdominal sausages | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd) | |
| slam poetry | excessive bodily force poetry | Society; poetry. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd) | |
| Goregle | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd) | ||
| Google Maps | Goregle Maps | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd) | |
| cow | moobeast | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd) | |
| cowboy | moobeastboy | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd) | |
| the duty of jadebloods taking care of the mother grub and wrigglers | sacred duty | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd) | |
| the closest thing Alternia has to graves, giant pits for dead bodies to go in | cull-pits | Location; structure. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer) | |
| good day | good siderium | Expression. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer) | |
| adjective form of hemospectrum | hemospectral | Society; hemospectrum. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer) | |
| bronze blood | orange blood | Society; hemospectrum. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer) | |
| shovel | soil perturbation lance | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Fozzer) | |
| fuck list | bucket list | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Galekh) | |
| ringworm | chutemaggot | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Galekh) | |
| new born | fresh hatched | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Galekh) | |
| face | recognition surface | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Karako, used by an unnamed seadweller) | |
| dog | barkbeast | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl) | |
| puppy | barkbeast wriggler | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl) | |
| heart | bloodpusher | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl, used by Skylla) | |
| dicklord; edgelord | bulgelord | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl) | |
| a type of Alternian spaceship; the walls are described as "warm, thrumming metal" and in art appears buggy; may be semi-organic like most Alternian technology | cruiser | Household; vehicle. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl) | |
| a power held by some psionics | eyebeams | Biology; psionic. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl) | |
| brain disorder or mental disorder | pan disorder | Biology. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl) | |
| park | recreation field | Location. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl) | |
| a game that involves cards, dice, and little colorful shells | unnamed game | Society; game. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl) | |
| private bus; noted as being for ceruleans and up and maybe teals "if they got a deathwish" by Folykl | chartered scuttlebuggy | Household; vehicle. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl) | |
| someone likely to get culled | cullbait | Household; vehicle. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl) | |
| may be tentacles that are related to how psionics are connected into ships | cybernetic tentacles | Diology; psionic. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl) | |
| hentai | Eastern Alternian pornography | Society; television; anime. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl) | |
| fuckdick | fuckbulge | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl) | |
| a psionic disorder wherein a psionic loses their eyes and their body doesn't retain energy, symptoms can be mediated by having a steady external source of psionic power | voidrot | Biology; psionic. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl) | |
| knee | frond hinge | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Lynera) | |
| carotid artery | primary spurt artery | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Lynera) | |
| cocksucker | bulgebiter | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek) | |
| Google Alert | Goregle Alert | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek) | |
| middle class | mid-caste | Society; hemospectrum. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek) | |
| mouse | squeakbeast | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek) | |
| delivery drones | sythian drones | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek) | Potentially a typo of "Scythian," which appears in Hiveswap Act 1. It is unclear since Mallek didn't capitalize the words. |
| trees; conifers | coniferous fauna | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marsti) | This may have been intended as "coniferous flora" given the context or it could imply that at least some plants are considered to be alive in a way similar to animals. |
| ballsucker | globegobbler | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marsti) | |
| wet mop | saturated scrub pole | Household; tool. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marsti) | |
| musicfest meets circus | ClownFest XXwreX | Society; clown. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus) | |
| may be a word for the clown community | clownsphere | Society; clown. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus, used by Zebruh) | |
| sandwich | grubbread | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus) | |
| electric scooter | hoverscoot | Household; vehicle. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus, used by Zebruh) | |
| rapper | rhyme juggler | Society; clown. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus, used by Zebruh) | |
| petname for rustblooded trolls | rustdrop | Society; hemospectrum. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus, used by Zebruh) | |
| nose | snuffchute | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marvus) | |
| stomach | acid tract | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee) | |
| wrestling show | display of muscular theater, muscular theater | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee) | |
| Door Dash | Door Smash | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee, used by Stelsa) | |
| muscular theater ranking | flexeladder | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee) | |
| Olympics | Intergalactic Trollympics | Society; game. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee) | |
| arms | slither noodles | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee) | |
| sweat | thrust sinew | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee) | |
| maneating plant | Troll-Devouring Catchyegrabber | Plant. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Nihkee) | |
| popcorn | buttery exploded kernels | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Polypa) | |
| ass licker | nooklicker | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Polypa) | |
| soft serve ice cream | soft serve grubcream | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Polypa) | |
| asswipes | bulge scrubs | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Remele) | |
| an art company | Trident Media | Society; art. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Remele) | |
| syrup | boiled tree blood | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla) | |
| butter | churned dairy product | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla) | |
| recuperacoon | coop | Household; furniture. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla) | |
| pancake | grubcake | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla) | |
| table | nutrition platform | Household; furniture. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla) | |
| eyes | oculars | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla) | |
| phone | palmhusk | Household; computer. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla) | |
| pejorative for rustbloods and bronzebloods | rusty | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla) | |
| sunburn | sunrash | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Skylla) | |
| auditor | auditerrorizer | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa) | |
| chest | bellowsac cavity | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa) | |
| feather | cluckbeast plume | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa) | |
| manicure | full prong beautifying procedure | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa) | |
| butt; tail | gastric evacuation pillow | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa) | |
| hat | panlid | Household; clothing. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa) | |
| duck | quackbeast | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa) | |
| bathrobe | ablutionrobe | Household; clothing. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| dickboiling | bulgeboiling | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| cheekbones | cheekblades | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| neck | chug column | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| eggs | cluckbeast embryos | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| broken neck | columnsnap; a case of columnsnap | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| Lush Fresh Handmade Cosmetics | CRUSH Fresh Handmade Troll Cosmetics | Household. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| omelette | grublette | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| shit eater | lumpsquirt chugger | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| a bush covered in sharp spines | pricklefrond | Plant. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | Konyyl's route also describes a spiky purple bush/shrub, which may be the same plant. |
| heart | blood pusher | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri) | |
| congressional medal of honor | clowngressional medal of honor | Society; clown. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri) | |
| anime club | Eastern Alternian Fine Arts Appreciation Society | Society; television; anime. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri) | |
| neighborhood | hivebatch | Location. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri, used by Polypa) | |
| an anime; has an original airing and a censored version with what Tegiri calls a ridiculous CGI dragon | Kismet:Stuck Morning | society; television; anime. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri) | |
| philosophers | philosofighters | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri) | |
| Doctor Stone | Philosopher Half-Iron | Society; television; anime. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri) | |
| My Hero Academia | Schoolfed Heroism | Society; television; anime. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri) | |
| Flappy Bird | Flappy Talonscreecher | Society; game. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona) | |
| internship | internmentship | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona) | |
| may be similar to being prime minister; close in office to His Honorable Tyranny | propaganda minister | Society; profession. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona) | |
| barrel | seafood storage device | Household; appliance. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona, used by Tyzias) | |
| crab | shellscuttler | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona, used by Tyzias) | |
| nose | sniff tube | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona) | |
| bird | talonscreecher | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona) | |
| intestinal ulcer | acid tube ulcer | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias) | |
| may be a phrase used to describe teals and jades together (similar to how "rust" may refer to both burgundy and bronze) | blue-green | Society; hemospectrum. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias) | |
| library | bookhive | Location; building. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias) | |
| Google Docs | Goregle Docs | society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias) | |
| school for younger trolls; primary school | grubschool | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias) | |
| an insult for Her Imperial Condescension | her imperial bitchiness | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias) | |
| mother fucking | mother grubbing | Expletive. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias) | |
| a list of prosecutable offenses; related to legislasceration | scrolls of evisceration | Society. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tyzias) | |
| sheep | baabeast | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| lamb | baby baabeast | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| oyster | bivalvular sea critter | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| skull | cranial orb | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| stomach | digestion bladder | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| eyes | gander bulbs, bulbs | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| animal feed | grubfood | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| noodles | grubnoodles | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| goat | hornbeast | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| kitchen | nutrition block | Location; room. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| chest | torso pillar | Biology; body. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| an anime convention and renaissance faire combination; includes a meetup for soldier purrbeasts fans | beastcon | Society; television; anime. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| Soldier Purrbeasts slang for meal | creature feast | Society; book. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| cotton candy | frazzled saccharine fluff candy | Household; food. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| horse jousting; an event at beastcon | horsaroni jousting | Society; television; anime. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| squirrel | nut creature | Animal. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| scaredycat | scaredypurrbeast | Expression. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| diary | scribblejournal | Society; book. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| a Soldier Purrbeasts clan | solarglare clan | Society; book. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| Warrior Cats | Soldier Purrbeasts | Society; book. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| starclan (Warrior Cats); a Soldier Purrbeasts clan | spacecaste | Society; book. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Wanshi) | |
| Soldier Purrbeasts slang for strutpod | strutpaw | Society; book. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebede) | |
| tweet (as in posting on Twitter) | chirp | Society; social media. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebede) | |
| Skype | Grype | Society; social media. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebede) | |
| a band Zebede likes; a popular band on Alternia inspired by K-Pop | hatched2dance, abbreviated to h2d | Society; celebrity. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebede) | |
| a flushed version of Valentine's Day | Flushed Affirmation Day | Society; holiday; romance. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebruh) | |
| stay woke | stay awakened | Expression. | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebruh) | |
| a troll holiday similar to Christmas | 12th Perigee's Eve, Perigee's Eve | Society; holiday. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2), Kanaya, Sollux) | |
| bathtub | ablution trap | Household; furniture. | Homestuck (Aradia) | |
| funny bone | absurdity palate | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| brain | aggravation sponge | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| tear ducts | anguish bladder | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| politically correct word for tealblood | aqua | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Kankri) | |
| seahorse | aquatic hoofbeast | Animal. | Homestuck (Feferi) | |
| (archer + eradicator) the most noble echelon of the imperial forces | archeradicator | Society; profession. | Homestuck (Equius) | |
| pejorative for someone lower on the hemospectrum | assblood | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Eridan) | |
| ears | auricular sponge clots | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| troll genitalia; colloquially used like balls; may rarely be used to mean mind | autoerogenous shame globes, shame globes, globes; a sack of or pair of shame globes | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)) | |
| an unknown creature, may be real or mythical | bark gnome | Animal. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| dog | barkfiend | Animal. | Homestuck (Tavros, Karkat) | |
| goat | barn beast | Animal. | Homestuck (Tavros, Karkat) | |
| shit | beefgrub | Expletive. | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| silicomb computer servers | beehouse mainframe | Household; computer. | Homestuck (Sollux) | |
| binary that can be understood through bee buzzing | beenary | Household; computer. | Homestuck (Sollux) | |
| shit; traditionally brought home by lusii for trolls to decorate on 12th Perigee's Eve | behemoth leavings | Society; holiday. | Homestuck (Aradia) | |
| rocket | blastoff device | Household; vehicle. | Homestuck (Meenah) | |
| rocket science | blastoff research | Society; profession. | Homestuck (Terezi) | |
| room | block | Location; room. | Homestuck (Eridan, Feferi, Tavros, Karkat, Terezi) | |
| troll genitalia | bone bulge | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Tavros, Karkat (1, 2, 3), Sollux) | |
| troll genitalia; crotch | bone nook | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Terezi) | |
| fan | breeze blender | Household; appliance. | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| pejorative for seadwellers | brinesucker | Expletive. | Homestuck (Eridan (1, 2)) | |
| where the Mother Grub lives and troll wigglers come from | brooding caverns | Society. | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| biznasty | bugnasty | Expression. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2)) | |
| expletive | bugwinged | Expletive. | Homestuck (Kanaya) | |
| troll genitalia; fist; head | bulge | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Sollux (1, 2, 3), Karkat (1, 2, 3, 4), Terezi) | |
| politically correct word for rustblood | burgundy | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Kankri) | |
| unit of money | caegar | Society; money. | Homestuck (Terezi, Karkat) | |
| nose | cartilage nub | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| (cavalry + reaper) | cavalreapers | Society; profession. | Homestuck (Tavros, Mindfang, Doc Scratch) | |
| ass; throat | chagrin tunnel | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Mituna) | Also used in the Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat) |
| mouse | cheese critter | Animal. | Homestuck (Terezi) | |
| larynx, voice box; a part of the throat | chitinous windhole | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| bear-like lusus (choler meaning angry + bear) | cholerbear; bull cholerbear | Animal. | Homestuck (Nepeta, Terezi, Karkat) | |
| purple blood psychic powers | chuckvoodoos | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Gamzee (1, 2)) | |
| rude word for seadwellers | chumbucket | Expletive. | Homestuck (Mituna) | |
| purplebloods, with religious connotations | clowns | Society; clown. | Homestuck | |
| chicken | cluckbeast | Animal. | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| recuperacoon | cocoon | Household; furniture. | Homestuck | |
| seadweller hearts | collapsing and expanding bladder based aquatic vascular system | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Kanaya, Eridan, Meenah) | |
| casket, coffin | corpse box | Household. | Homestuck (Karkat, Kanaya) | |
| courtroom | courtblock | Location; room. | Homestuck (Terezi (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)) | |
| bridge | crossing trestle | Location; structure. | Homestuck (Meenah) | |
| kill | cull | Society. | Homestuck | |
| trident | culling fork | Household; weapon. | Homestuck (Karkat, Feferi) | |
| one who milks cows | dairyjerk | Society; profession. | Homestuck (Horuss) | |
| period of time where it can stay dark for up to several bilunar perigees at a time | dark season | Society; time. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2)) | |
| tears | dismay fluid | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| bell | dong shouter | Household. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| trash can | dross coffer | Household. | Homestuck (Meenah) | Also used by Terezi in the Paradox Space comic Indemnity Double Reacharound. |
| quotation marks | enclosure talons | Grammar. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| colloquially used like backbone or bone | exoskeleton | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Kanaya) | |
| balcony, porch | extraterraneal landing slats | Location; structure. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| brain | faith sponge | Biology; body; clown. | Homestuck (Gamzee) | |
| skateboard | falldown slat | Household; vehicle. | Homestuck (Mituna) | |
| imaginary friend | fantasy phantom | Society. | Homestuck (Tavrosprite) | |
| beans | fart niblets | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| sitting on a pile and talking about feelings | feelings jam | Society. | Homestuck (Nepeta, Terezi) | Nepeta's usage of feelings jam can be seen by speaking to Equius as Nepeta. |
| buckets used in troll reproduction to hold genetic material | filial pail | Society. | Homestuck | |
| periods (punctuation) | finish crumbs | Grammar. | Homestuck (Kanaya (1, 2) | |
| unit of threshecutioners | flaysquad | Society; profession. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| wheelchair; skateboard | four wheel device | Household; vehicle. | Homestuck (Tavros (1, 2, 3), Terezi, Mituna) | |
| leg; disambiguous limbs | frond | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Terezi, Karkat, Meenah (1, 2, 3)) | |
| tree | frond nub | Plant. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| pejorative for bronzeblood | fudgeblooded | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| troll organ, may be a muscle valve related to trolls' gallbladder | gallsphincter | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| (gamble + malignant) | gamblignant | Society; profession. | Homestuck(Vriska, Eridan, Mindfang (1, 2, 3, 4)) | |
| an Alternian gaming magazine | Game Grub | Society; game. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| toilet | gaper, load gaper | Household; appliance. | Homestuck | |
| troll bodily fluid involved in reproduction; "a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs" | genetic material | Society. | Homestuck (Narration) | |
| eye | glance nugget | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| a variety of gaming devices, such as for FLARPing | grub, game grub | Society; game. | Homestuck | |
| food; cake; bread | grubloaf | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2) | |
| condiments | grubsauce, grub sauce | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| shed | grubshed | Location; building. | Homestuck (Terezi) | |
| electric plug | grubtube | Household; computer. | Homestuck (Sollux) | |
| Youtube | Grubtube | Society; social media. | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| bratwurst | grubwurst | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| pejorative for lowbloods | gutter blood | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| friend | hatefriend | Society. | Homestuck (Terezi) | |
| ear canals | hear ducts | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Tavros, Gamzee) | |
| the empress of the Alternian empire | Her Imperious Condescension | Society; celebrity. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| high fructose corn syrup | high fructose grub sauce | Household; food. | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| a judge-like monster | His Honorable Tyranny | Society; celebrity. | Homestuck (Terezi (1, 2) | |
| house, home | hive | Location; building. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| apartment building | hive stem, communal hive stem | Location; building. | Homestuck (Sollux, Aradia) | |
| goose | honkbird | Animal. | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| contraband | honktraband | Society; clown. | Homestuck (Tavros, Gamzee) | |
| hamburgers | hoof loaf | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| horse; pony; cow; bull | hoofbeast | Animal. | Homestuck (Sollux (1, 2, 3)) | |
| Fiduspawn stallion | horsaroni | Society; game; fiduspawn. | Homestuck (Tavros (1, 2, 3, 4) | |
| refrigerator | hunger trunk | Household; appliance. | Homestuck | |
| laptop | husktop | Household; computer. | Homestuck | |
| throat of the ignorant variety | ignorance shaft | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| throat of the ignorant variety | ignorance tunnel | Biology; body. | Homestuck (ARquius) | |
| skateboard | injury panel | Household; vehicle. | Homestuck (Mituna) | |
| brother, bro (slang) | invertebrother | Society; clown. | Homestuck (Gamzee) | |
| Kraft mayo | Kraft grubsauce | Household; food. | Homestuck (Sollux) | |
| birthday; another word for wriggling day | larval awakening | Society; holiday. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| (laugh + assassins) | laughsassins | Society; profession. | Homestuck | |
| picnic | lawnmeal | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| yard, lawn | lawnring | Plant. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| (legislator + lacerator); lawyer | legislacerator | Society; profession. | Homestuck | |
| brainstem, neck | lobe stem | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2) | |
| eye | lookstub | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Gamzee) | |
| mental asylum | looneyblock | Location; room. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2) | |
| shit | lumpsquirt | Expletive. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| ant | marchbug | Animal. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| kitchen | meal block | Location; room. | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| throat; esophagus; mouth | meal tunnel | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Sollux) | |
| icing | mucus | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| centaurs; horses | musclebeast | Animal. | Homestuck | |
| underwear | netherdressings | Household; clothing. | Homestuck (Kanaya) | |
| ass | nook | Biology; body. | Homestuck | |
| ass sniffer | nook whiffer | Expletive. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| disambiguous nublike body parts; foot; shoulder; chest; knee; horn | nub | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| skull; head | nugbone | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| cans | nutrition cylinders | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat, Kanaya) | |
| platter, plate | nutrition plateau | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2, 3), Kanaya | |
| politically correct word for goldblood | ochre | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Kankri) | |
| tears | ocular discharge | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Terezi) | |
| unicycle | one wheel device | Household; vehicle. | Homestuck (Gamzee) | |
| an Alternian unit of time, similar to a month | perigee, bilunar perigee | Society; time. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2), Equius, Mindfang) | |
| a part of the skull | porous cranial plates | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| spine | posture pole | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| asshole | probechute | Expletive. | Homestuck (Mituna) | |
| hand, fingers | prong | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat, Kanaya, Vriska) | |
| throat; esophagus | protien chute | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| heart | pump biscuit | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Gamzee, ARquius) | |
| brain | puzzle sponge | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| mouth | question geyser | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| sopor-filled cocoon that trolls sleep in | recuperacoon | Household; appliance. | Homestuck (Terezi) | |
| bedroom | respiteblock | Location; room. | Homestuck (Terezi) | |
| a term used to refer to violetbloods | Royal-V | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Kankri) | Used as a politically correct term by Kankri. Also used in Hiveswap: Act 1 in the title of a book in Xefros' respiteblock. |
| another term for flush feelings | ruddy | Society; romance. | Homestuck (Eridan) | |
| (ruffian + annihilator) an elite legion of the empire's forces | ruffiannihilators | Society; profession. | Homestuck (Equius, Doc Scratch) | |
| breasts | rumble spheres | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Meenah) | |
| courtroom; livingroom | rumpusblock | Location; room. | Homestuck (Terezi) | Also used in Gamzee's Pesterquest route. |
| another term for flush feelings | scarlet | Society; romance. | Homestuck (Kanaya) | |
| schooled; schooling | school fed, schoolfeeding | Society. | Homestuck (Equius) | |
| school | school hive | Location; building. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| scientist | scienstiff | Society; profession. | Homestuck (Gamzee) | |
| car | scuttlebuggy | Household; vehicle. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| likely troll genitalia | seed flaps; seed flap | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2)) | |
| shithead | shitsponge | Expletive. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| exclamation point | shout pole | Grammar. | Homestuck (Kanaya (1, 2), Rose) | |
| silicone + honey comb | silicomb | Household; computer. | Homestuck (Sollux) | |
| salt | snack mineral | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| nose | sniffnode | snort barrels. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| nostril | snort barrels | snort barrels. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| slime used to help trolls sleep or get high | sopor, sopor slime | Biology; drugs. | Homestuck (Equius) | |
| alcoholic or drug-like substances | soporific | Biology; drugs. | Homestuck (Equius) | |
| ass; ass crack | spinal crevice | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Sollux) | |
| head | spine lump | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| throat | squawk blister | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| throat | squeal pipette | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| a FLARP gaming abstraction, keeps track of every attribute for your character, including vitals. | stat bat | Society; game; FLARP. | Homestuck (Tavros) | |
| (subjagator + juggalo) | subjugglator | Society; profession. | Homestuck (Equius) | |
| sarcophagus | suffocophagus | Household. | Homestuck (upon interacting with Duke Pinesnort, the blue scalemate) | |
| Alternian unit of time; six sweeps are equivalent to thirteen human years | sweep, solar sweep | Society; time. | Homestuck (Equius) | |
| specific religious figures in clown church | the mirthful messiahs | Society; clown. | Homestuck (Equius) | |
| refrigerator | thermal hull | Household; appliance. | Homestuck (Eridan) | |
| head; brain | think pan, thinkpan, pan | Biology; body. | Homestuck | |
| (thresh + executioners) | threshecutioners | Society; profession. | Homestuck (Karkat (1, 2), Doc Scratch) | |
| likely genitalia, may be a synonym for bulge | throb stalk | Biology; body. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| potato | tuber | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| mashed potatoes | tuber paste | Household; food. | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| politically correct word for bronzeblood | umber | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Kankri) | |
| pejorative for seadwellers | wader | Expletive. | Homestuck (Mituna) | |
| fan | whirling device | Household; appliance. | Homestuck (Karkat, Vriska) | |
| diaper | wiggle-bottom diaperstub | Household; clothing. | Homestuck (Equius) | |
| troll babies | wigglers, wrigglers | Society. | Homestuck | |
| birthday | wriggling day | Society; holiday. | Homestuck | |
| politically correct word for limeblood | yellowgreen | Society; hemospectrum. | Homestuck (Kankri) | |
| wool | baabeast keratin | Animal. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Kanaya) | |
| shithead | chutehead | Expletive. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Karkat) | |
| magnifying scope | embiggenment scope | Household; tool. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Karkat) | |
| shit | grubshit | Expletive. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Vriska, chapter 4) | |
| pedophile | grubtoucher | Society. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Momfang, chapter 3) | |
| headache | pan-ache | Biology. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Terezi) | |
| mindgames | pan-games | Expression. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Vriska, chapter 4) | |
| mindgames | panlobes | Biology; body. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Momfang, chapter 3) | |
| pan-games | panlobes | Expression. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Momfang, chapter 3) | |
| may mean wolf | pawbeast | Animal. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Karkat) | |
| therapist | therapeutrix | Society; profession. | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Terezi) | |
| principal | paincipal | Society; profession. | Namco High (Terezi) | |
| some kind of insult | blisterbag | Expletive. | Paradox Space (Killswitch Engage, Equius) | |
| dickfondler | bulgefondler | Expletive. | Paradox Space (Secret Sufferer is Comin' to the Municipal Community Gathering of Citizens, Karkat) | |
| red herring | burgundy distractionfish | Animal. | Paradox Space (Indemnity Double Reacharound, Terezi) | |
| grappling hook used on a ship to board another vessel | clutchrope | household; tool. | Paradox Space (Critical Miss, Vriska) | |
| Kool-Aid | Cruel-Aid | Household; food. | Paradox Space (Suffering Through/For the People, Signless) | Also used in Dammek's hive in Hiveswap: Act 1. |
| squiddle; squid | dangleslug | Animal. | Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee) | |
| combination drama and comedy; a film genre | dramady | Society. | Paradox Space (Summerteen Romance, Karkat) | |
| raccoon | furbandit | Animal. | Paradox Space (Indemnity Double Reacharound, Terezi) | |
| gold star sticker | glam badge | Society; art. | Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee) | |
| gold star sticker | glitter biscuit | Society; art. | Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee) | |
| clubs | jugglepin | Society; clown. | Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee) | |
| Kentucky Fried Chicken | Kruelty Fried Cluckbeast | Household; food. | Paradox Space (Indemnity Double Reacharound, Dualscar) | |
| cat | meowbeast | Animal. | Paradox Space (Secret Sufferer Is Comin' to the Municipal Community Gathering of Citizens, Karkat) | |
| town | municipal community gathering of citizens | Society; location. | Paradox Space (Secret Sufferer Is Comin' to the Municipal Community Gathering of Citizens, Title) | |
| paper bag | pulp sheet container | Household. | Paradox Space (Killswitch Engage, Sollux) | |
| cat | purrbeast | Animal. | Paradox Space (Headed for Stardom, Gamzee) | Also used in Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja's route). |
| rocking chair | swaychair | Household; furniture. | Paradox Space (Secret Sufferer Is Comin' to the Municipal Community Gathering of Citizens, Karkat) | |
| pool | table stickball | Society; game. | Paradox Space (The Inaugural Death of Mister Seven, Crowbar) | |
| pejorative for lowbloods | trash-blooded | Expletive. | Paradox Space (Killswitch Engage, Equius) | |
| unknown anatomy | grease chute | Biology; body. | Pesterquest (Equius, used by Karkat) | |
| dickmuncher | bulgemuncher | Expletive. | Pesterquest (Eridan) | |
| eyes | eyestalks | Biology; body. | Pesterquest (Gamzee) | |
| chef | nutrimercenary | Society; profession. | Pesterquest (Gamzee) | |
| eyes | see-stalks | Biology; body. | Pesterquest (Gamzee) | |
| nostrils | suck sphincters | Biology; body. | Pesterquest (Gamzee) | |
| word for someone in the middle of the hemospectrum | midblood | Society; hemospectrum. | Pesterquest (Jane, used by Eridan) | This was used in MSPAR's dream. |
| used to describe flush romance | crimson | Society; romance. | Pesterquest (Kanaya) | |
| wardrobe/wardrobifier | wardrobifying assets chamber | Household; appliance. | Pesterquest (Kanaya) | |
| dickweed | bulgeweed | Expletive. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| mouth | flap | Biology; body. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| hands | frond stumps | Biology; body. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| babysit; petsit | grubsit | Society. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| a troll with an off-spectrum blood color | mutantblood | Society; hemospectrum. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| daydream | nightdream | Society. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| insult similar in nature to dicksucker | nookbiter | Expletive. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| insult similar in nature to dicksucker | nooksucker | Expletive. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| closet of cleaning supplies | scrub cubby | Location; room. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| mops | scrub-poles | Household; tool. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| asshole | wastechute | Biology; body. | Pesterquest (Karkat) | |
| the woods where Nepeta lives | the wastes | Location. | Pesterquest (Nepeta) | |
| Metal Gear Solid | Attack Drone in Solid State | Society; game. | Pesterquest (Sollux) | |
| icecream | frozen musclebeast nectar | Household; food. | Pesterquest (Sollux) | |
| icecream place | frozen musclebeast nectar place | Location; building. | Pesterquest (Sollux) | |
| Team Fortress 2 | Group Stronghold 2 | Society; game. | Pesterquest (Sollux) | |
| pejorative for purpleblood clowns | juggler | Expletive. | Pesterquest (Sollux) | |
| meet cute | meet brute | Society; romance. | Pesterquest (Sollux) | |
| chemical related to psionics | psiomine | Biology; psionic. | Pesterquest (Sollux) | |
| one of the rarest of all Fiduspawn monster classes found in lowblood neighborhoods | Aether-Mythic-Triplerare Class | Society; game; fiduspawn. | Pesterquest (Tavros) | |
| oyster | bivalved jewel container | Animal. | Pesterquest (Tavros) | |
| Pokemon GO | Fiduspawn Go | Society; game; fiduspawn. | Pesterquest (Tavros) | |
| Space Invaders | Grub Invaders | Society; game. | Pesterquest (Tavros) | |
| overnight | overday | Society; time. | Pesterquest (Tavros, used by Vriska) | |
| a rare Fiduspawn Go monster | Wolvulpine | Society; game; fiduspawn. | Pesterquest (Tavros) | |
| fantastic | clowntastic | Society; clown. | Pesterquest (Terezi, used by Gamzee) | |
| misdemeanor | fishdemeanor | Society. | Pesterquest (Terezi) | |
| foot | ground pusher | Biology; body. | Pesterquest (Terezi) | |
| shoe | ground pusher covering | Household; clothing. | Pesterquest (Terezi) | |
| jurisprudence | jurispainence | Society. | Pesterquest (Terezi) | |
| night | lunar cycle | Society; time. | Pesterquest (Terezi) | |
| snotnosed | snotnubbed | Expletive. | Pesterquest (Terezi) | |
| bubblegum | tar tasting slime | Household; food. | Pesterquest (Terezi) | |
| made up of the dice rostra | Attribution Sconce | Society; game; FLARP. | Pesterquest (Vriska) | |
| clam | bivalve mollusk | Animal. | Pesterquest (Vriska) | |
| ten categories of skills making up the Attribution Sconce; such as follows: Throne of the Empress, Scrimshaw Workstation, Tyranny's Tribune, Bilgewater Soapbox, Oracle's Dais, Foolish Professor's Lecturn, Conductor's Stand, Tribune of the Heiress, Choir Box of the Facepaint Angels, Podium of Runners-Up. | dice rostrum; dice rostra (plural) | Society; game; FLARP. | Pesterquest (Vriska) | |
| egg | unfertilized cluckbeast embryo | Animal. | Pesterquest (Vriska) | |
| may be slang for dick | chitin chunk | Biology; body. | The Grubbles - Broom Temperature Lyrics | Transcription found here. |
| pie | double-stacked huskloaf | Household; food. | The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat) | |
| breadloaf | huskloaf | Household; food. | The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat) | |
| fingers | opposable digits | Biology; body. | The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat) | |
| flowers | seed fronds | Plant. | The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Gamzee) |
| Human | Troll | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| couldn't [verb] themself out of a wet paper bag | couldn't [verb] themself out of a wet chitin sac | Hiveswap: Act 1 (Xefros) | |
| looking a gift horse in the mouth | looking a gift hoofbeast in the mouth | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Elwurd) | |
| society will crumble around our eyes | society will crumble around our horns | Hiveswap: Act 2 (Fozzer) | |
| tickles my fancy | tickles my entertainment globes | Hiveswap: Act 2 | |
| water under the bridge | blood under the abattoir | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Ardata) | |
| cold feet | frosty strutpods | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| look at what the cat dragged in | look at what the purrbeast dragged in | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| running around like a chicken with its head chopped off | running around like a cluckbeast with a severed thinkpan | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| to hear things through the grapevine | to hear things through the spherical fruit string | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| you would be mincemeat | you would be minced into the ground finer than grubpaste | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Azdaja) | |
| isn't your first rodeo | isn't your first ungulate-roping gallop exhibition | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Bronya) | |
| may be similar in use to "god bless" or "chill out"? | peace and gospel | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut) | |
| sacrificial lamb | sacrificial baabeast | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut) | |
| without a thought in your head | without a bean in your thinkpan | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Chahut) | |
| goody two shoes | goody two strut-pod-encasements | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Daraya) | |
| this bitch of an Earth | this bitch of an Alternia | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Daraya, used by Tyzias) | |
| to request to be roommates in college | to request combat assignments on the same ship | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd) | |
| you must have some real guts | you must have some real abdominal sausages | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Elwurd) | |
| go big or go home | go big or get culled | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Galekh) | |
| a walk in the park | a walk in the recreation field | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl) | |
| my god | my stars | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Konyyl, used by Skylla) | |
| down to the spa(?) for some r n r (rest and relaxation) | down to the cullfields for a little r and r (rampage and rending) | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Kuprum and Folykl) | |
| to go straight for the jugular | to go straight for the primary spurt artery | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Lynera) | |
| cloak-and-dagger | cloak-and-laser | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Mallek) | |
| doesn't grow on trees | doesn't grow on coniferous fauna | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Marsti) | |
| in two shakes of a duck's tail | in two shakes of a quackbeasts gastric evacuation pillow | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Stelsa) | |
| break a few eggs to make an omelette | break a few cluckbeast embryos to make a grublette | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| hit-and-run | collide-and-scamper | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| no time like the present | no sweep like the one you're fucking in | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tagora) | |
| crimes against humanity | crimes against buffoonery | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tegiri) | |
| charges out the ass | charges out the sniff tube | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona) | |
| I scratch your back you scratch mine | I rake my claws down your back you rake yours down mine | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Tirona) | |
| I'll be a monkey's uncle | I'll be a hornbeast's grubfood | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| let's get a move on | let's get a wiggle on | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| tickle my heart | tickle my biscuit | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| two shakes of a lamb's tail | two shakes of a baby baabeast's hindquarters | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Vikare) | |
| Netflix and chill | Television Streaming Service and lower the temperature | Hiveswap: Friendsim (Zebruh) | |
| a chill ran up my spine | a chill ran up my posture pole | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| a wild goose chase | a wild honkbird chase | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| braying up the wrong tree | barking up the wrong frond nub | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| ??? | by the whispers of bark gnomes | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| dropping like flies | dropping like behemoth leavings | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| get off your high horse | get off your high hoofbeast | Homestuck (Sollux) | |
| go fuck yourself | go fillet your nook | Homestuck (Mituna) | |
| have your cake and eat it too | have your grub and cull it too | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen | if you can't take the stench, then get out of the meal block | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| hooking up (in a pale way) | paling up | Homestuck (Meenah) | |
| pulling my leg | pulling my frond | Homestuck (Terezi) | |
| shove a sock in it | shove a throb stalk in it | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| wet noodle | soggy phlegm sponge | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| spill the beans | spill the fart niblets | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| mind boggling | sponge wringing | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| that rings a bell | that rings a dong shouter | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| the blink of an eye | the blink of a glance nugget | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| the bread and potatoes of; the bread and butter of; the meat of; | the grubloaf and tuber paste of | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| the icing on the cake; tip of the iceberg; cherry on top | the mucus on the grubloaf | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| tickles their funny bone | tickles their absurdity palate | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| to get off my chest | to get off my nub | Homestuck (Eridan) | |
| to get your ass served | to get your horns handed to you | Homestuck (Gamzee) | |
| to do a favor | to take a few tools out behind the grubshed | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| waiting on someone hand and foot | waiting on someone prong and nub | Homestuck (Vriska) | |
| pulling the plug | yanking the grubtube | Homestuck (Sollux) | |
| you made your bed | you made your cocoon | Homestuck (Karkat) | |
| pull the wool over my eyes | Pull The Baabeast Keratin Over My Eyes | Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon (Kanaya) | |
| couldn't [verb] themself out of a paper bag | couldn't [verb] themself out of a wet pulp sheet container | Paradox Space | |
| the world is my oyster | the world is my bivalved jewel container | Pesterquest (Tavros) | |
| fly by night | fly by lunar cycle | Pesterquest (Terezi) | |
| sometimes you have to break a few eggs to bake a cake | sometimes you have to compromise a few unfertilized cluckbeast embryo in the name of a complete breakfast | Pesterquest (Vriska, used by Boldir) | |
| fingers in pies | opposable digits in double-stacked huskloafs | The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Karkat | |
| soaked to the bone | soaked to the exoskeleton | The Homestuck Epilogues | |
| stop and smell the roses | stop and smell the seed fronds | The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy, Gamzee) |
I'm continually adding words to this as I find more. To get something specific added to this spreadsheet, you must contact me (such as via my tumblr) with what you want added and either a link or description of where the word/phrase is used in either Homestuck or one of it's spin offs.
The definitions of certain words may be wrong based on how I personally interpreted the words as they were used. Feel free to download a copy of this spreadsheet from Google Sheets and change things you disagree with. Hell- copy this sheet and add a section for your own fanwords too! Just come back to see if I've updated things sometimes, okay?
09/15/2025 - Added the Info page and Troll Expressions sheet. Cleaned up a bit of miscellaneous code along the way.